Classic Sardy Jokes…….

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf… Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new. Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife !!!! Sardar: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!! Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White Sardar: Miss, Did u call 2 my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call”. Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame? Question: “Should W omen have Children after 35?” Smart Sardar Replied: “No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!” Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ” Air hostess said: “B silent.” Sardar: “Ok. Ombay. Ombay” Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Sardarji replied: “I Mr YOU” !!. Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai? Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa.. After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said: “Torch is okay” Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered? Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light. Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?” Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!! Haste Raho