Sardar: I think that girl is deaf…
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new.Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife !!!!
Sardar: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRATeacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & WhiteSardar: Miss, Did u call 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call”.Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?Question: “Should W omen have Children after 35?”
Smart Sardar Replied: “No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!”Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.Sardar attending an
interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: ”
Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok. Ombay. Ombay”Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
“I MISS YOU”
Sardarji replied:
“I Mr YOU” !!.Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi
aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st
Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch &
Finallly Said:
“Torch is okay”Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!!Haste Raho
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