Time to laugh – some sardar jokes

Guys …..this is hilarious.

— *Sardar:* My mobile bill how much?*

Call centre girl:* sir, just dial 123to know current bill status*

Sardar:* Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.*

* *Friend:* I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!*

Sardar:* Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!*

Teacher:* Which is the oldest animal in world?*

Sardar:* ZEBRA*

Teacher:* How?*

Sardar:* Bcoz it is Black & White *

Judge:* Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..

Sardar to judge:* U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?*

Question:* "Should Women have Children after 35?"*

Smart Sardar Replied:* "No!35 Children R More than Enough!!"

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.*

Manager:* Do U know MS Office?*

Sardar:* If U give me the address I will go there sir.

(Best one)

Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"*

Sardarji replied:* "I Mr YOU" !!.

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.

He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:"Torch is okay"

Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?

Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay … Bombay "*

Air hostess said:* "B silent."*

Sardar:* "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays…!!!*

Sir:* What is difference between Orange and Apple?*

Sardar:* Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE


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